Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish
June 30, 2007
So I happened to stumble across a book on amazon.com called “Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish” and I couldn’t help but look…
This book is about a computer programmer called Mercury de Sade who is obsessed with the erotic potential of alien life…
Doesn’t that sound like a great book… funnily enough amazon.com will cut you a deal if you bundle Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish with a book called “Necrophilia Variations”.
So I started doing some research and get this… there are actually UFO sex fetish websites! How fucked in the head do you have to be to be spanking your monkey over naked animated UFO’s?
ET phone home… only $4.99 a minute…
Hey, man. I don’t knock your cigar-smoking midget Asian transsexual goat fetish, so don’t hang shit on mine.
Hey I in no way condone smoking you have me all wrong… and whats up with Asians hey? fucking racist…
Don’t even get me started about goats…