Archive for July, 2007
July 30, 2007
Here is part of an online conversation that I had with my brother, as you can see being sick in the head runs in the family…
Anthony: We are just like twins or something dude.
Dion: Apparently so.
Dion: So, like, if someone pinches me, will you feel it?
Anthony: No, tell me though, did you blow your load at about 4:30?
Dion: I was wondering about that! it’s funny, i was watching the tour de France when i suddenly came. I knew something was up when I orgasmed while watching lean, athletic, sweaty men ride bikes in Europe — now i know why!
Anthony: No, It must have been YOU who made ME orgasm.
It is good to know I’m not the only one who thinks this way…
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July 29, 2007
As you most likely know animals in groups are called particular things… for example:
Herd of Cattle
Flock of Hens
Gaggle of Geese
Did you know that Indigenous Australians (Aboriginals) are classed in the same way… instead of a being called a group of people Aboriginals are actually referred to as a “Mob of Aboriginals”.
Just so we don’t get our wires crossed here the definition is as follows:
Mob
1. A disorderly or riotous crowd of people.
2. A crowd bent on or engaged in lawless violence.
Now I haven’t just pulled this information out of my ass here people; in indigenous areas in New South Wales the Roads and Traffic Authority targeted Aboriginals with a roadside advertising campaign with Aboriginal Artwork encouraging safe driving by saying the phrase “Bring the Mob home safely”.
Fantastic isn’t it; you would figure the government would know better… I mean the last thing they want is a riot 
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July 26, 2007
Ever have one of those days (the title is correct btw)?
I had one today, nothing really went too wrong I just had a frustrating tiring day… one of those days that just makes you want to give up; it’s just a part of life.
At the moment I feel stuck, stagnant and unchallenged at all… I need stimulation however I’m not getting it (Talking about my job, get your mind out of the gutter people).
Hopefully this will all pass prior to my mind turning into complete mush.
Peace out…
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July 25, 2007
People wonder why they go out of business; it is because they don’t look after their clients.
This week I called up about three local shops wanting a particular product… not a cheap one either, I knew what I wanted and I was ready to buy.
I am a dream to sell to if you do it the right way; I pretty much call up and say “I want product XYZ or equivalent I have money to give to you, please take my money”.
But NO, it’s all too hard, they couldn’t possibly call me back with a price, they couldn’t possibly give me any further information, that would be too hard… it’s almost as if me offering to give these people money was an inconvenience.
I do some work on the side as well as work my normal job and when someone calls me and asks for something I get back to them because that phone call is potential money in the bank.
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July 23, 2007
Do you ever get that “why do I bother” feeling about some people? I honestly feel like sometimes I am the only one putting any effort into relationships sometimes…
Everyone is so false and so fake anyway, how to you know what they really think? Maybe I’m the only one putting in any effort because people think I am a complete asshole…
At least when you deal with me, I’m straight down the line if I don’t like you I’ll let you know.
I sometimes wonder if I just became a hermit and stopped contacting people who would actually bother to call me.
Depressing thought isn’t it?
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July 21, 2007
Have you noticed that white trash people have white trash children and intelligent people have intelligent children?
What can we do to stop some of the tragic things in life from happening?
If you took a white trash baby, gave it a proper diet, good education and a set of moral values some good would come of that person and they would have something to offer society?
I find it rather upsetting when I meet someone and I think to myself, “Would the world even notice if this person dropped off the face of the earth?”
Posted in Culture, Education, Understanding | 1 Comment »
July 20, 2007
They are laying carpet outside my office today… by laying carpet I mean using a big machine to bang up the old floor prior to laying carpet.
It’s like being in an office and in the next cubical someone is using a jackhammer to bust open the concrete flooring.
Just fantastic… just what you need, however on the upside it means we get less “walk through” traffic.
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July 16, 2007
Shortly I’ll be getting through my paperwork to tell me if I have a pay rise for this year. Last year I didn’t get enough through to even cover inflation.
The way my work decides if you get through a pay rise is just retarded.
Basically my manager’s manager gets a pool of money and issues it out depending upon a few different things:
1. How well my company did as a whole.
2. How well I did in my performance review.
3. How I am ranked with my pay rate compared to the industry standard.
4. How I am ranked with pay in comparison to other colleges doing the same work that I do.
Did you notice how very little has to do with how I performed? I earn my company a shitload of money and they never get a single complaint from any client I work for… only praise.
Why should what other people earn compared to me make a difference to me being rewarded for doing good work? And why should other departments’ failings take away from me getting a fair and just pay rise?
You know why? Because if people like me were always rewarded for doing good work every other person would be left behind.
I might sound arrogant; however, it’s true: life in general isn’t fair.
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July 12, 2007
I finally figured it out; forget about the Holden and Vehicle part of HSV… HSV vehicles are for “Special” people… It makes sense really; I mean most of the bogans that you see driving these things are on or below the line of mental retardation…
I just hope no “HSV” owners read this as they will probably try and chase me down with their penis extension V8, then bust out of their car calling me all the bogan names under the sun… After that they will swiftly beat me with whatever they can grab (perhaps a cricket bat) whilst wearing their local sports team jersey covered in bogan sweat.
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July 6, 2007
So this lovely 24 hour spew bug has been going through my family and yesterday it was my turn….
I’ll spare you the details…
What I would like to know is why the fuck is all this necessary? I mean most of us are going to hell anyway… why not keep the torture until then?
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